Today is July 19, 2011. You just picked up your copy of Captain America: Super Soldier from your retailer of choice. Snagged a slushie from the gas station. Walked in the door and immediately removed your pants, according to strict household custom. Your 360 is waiting for you to stick it in – Captain America: Super Soldier, that is. But you can’t. There’s a cruel message on screen. You must update. You must wait.
What for?
Nothing. There is no reason why. Except to get ready for future stuff.
Which they won’t tell us about. Yet.
Schmucks.
[Via: Major Nelson]
