We get it: E3 is busy and hectic and you just don’t have the time to stop and read about all those announcements and things that might have happened while you were kept away by your busy, productive life. It’s O.K.
With the CFD! E3 2011 Picture Show (patent pending), however, you can condense all that laborious reading and text interpretation nonsense into a quick sweep of the eyes over a collection of relevant images, and still be totally in the know!
This week’s final installment: The Ubisoft press conference!
ABOVE: The best and brightest.
ABOVE: The stair crowd is having none of this.
ABOVE: If you're gonna occupy the prime position, at least hold it together.
ABOVE: "Hey, you guys have the Beyond Good & Evil 2 demo ready? Wait, you DID bring it, right?"
ABOVE: "C’est des conneries!"
ABOVE: "It's true! We are French!"
ABOVE: "Allow me to slow dance you off the stage, my friend."
ABOVE: D'awww
ABOVE: D'awww
ABOVE: No no no no NO NO NO!
ABOVE: "What a convenience!"
ABOVE: The true source of the Prince's moodiness: being repeatedly relegated to the bottom.
ABOVE: "YEAH I'M ANNOYING, WHAT OF IT?"
ABOVE: "GUESS WHY THEY CALL ME THAT NO GO AHEAD I BET YOU CAN'T…"
ABOVE: "DO YOU GET IT, GUYS? GUYS, DO YOU GET IT? NO, BUT DO YOU GET IT?"
ABOVE: "OH GOD MY LIFE."
ABOVE: *Sigh*…That big-ass ramp, maybe hit it, if you're interested.
ABOVE: "Hi there."
ABOVE: Please blink. God, PLEASE just blink.
ABOVE: "Hey, you guys been down here long?"
ABOVE: "You might be pretty, but I'll shoot you if I have to."
ABOVE: "Whoa, wait a minute-"
ABOVE: "Hey, I would've let you borrow it!…"
ABOVE: "…And that's the blind guy we let hang around! His gun wasn't even loaded!"
ABOVE: "Haven't blinked since we last met!"
ABOVE: A typical German Friday night.
ABOVE: "Wait, look at my armband! I'm not even a Nazi!"
ABOVE: "GET! IN! THERE!"
ABOVE: "I grew this beard in the five minutes I was backstage!"
ABOVE: "How's it hangin', bro?"
ABOVE: *GASP* They were real all along!
ABOVE: "Your levels are fine; could we get some more energy?"
ABOVE: Can't wait to curb-stomp some anthropomorphic rabbits!
ABOVE: There appears to be a rotund man defecating in my shower…
ABOVE: "We'll be back for you in a minute."
ABOVE: "I like dancin' too!"
ABOVE: Employing some Donkey Kong technology here, apparently.
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(Thanks to IGN.com for the use of their video feed)
