We get it: E3 is busy and hectic and you just don’t have the time to stop and read about all those announcements and things that might have happened while you were kept away by your busy, productive life. It’s O.K.
With the CFD! E3 2011 Picture Show (patent pending), however, you can condense all that laborious reading and text interpretation nonsense into a quick sweep of the eyes over a collection of relevant images, and still be totally in the know!
This week’s third installment: The Nintendo press conference!
ABOVE: Excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess. The show is starting!
ABOVE: It's kind of a big deal.
ABOVE: Who might this bowing stranger be?
ABOVE: Ta-da!
ABOVE: I smell a sitcom.
ABOVE: What could be in the chest?
ABOVE: Judging from the size of the invisible chest, probably a boss key.
ABOVE: You know you want it.
ABOVE: "Ready to kick ass, Miyamoto?"
ABOVE: "Ready."
ABOVE: I care, dammit.
ABOVE: Don't worry, we've got that demographic COVERED.
ABOVE: That one as well. Did I mention we're richer than sin?
ABOVE: Questions we may someday find answers to.
ABOVE: "Deep…"
ABOVE: "…and wide. That's our corporate mindset."
ABOVE: "Woo-ee, do we have some hot stuff comin' today!"
ABOVE: "Join me, brothers and sisters, as we wade into this glorious bounty."
ABOVE: The Kart Aquatic
ABOVE: Yo Mario, hit that big-ass ramp…
ABOVE: "Mmmm, powerful stuff. Can I get an amen? Let's see some more."
ABOVE: "Daaaaayuuuum. Next!"
ABOVE: Aaaand…
ABOVE:POOF!
ABOVE: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW yeah!"
ABOVE: Sword envy is an ugly thing.
ABOVE: "Mmmmmmmmm."
ABOVE: "Right, it's our turn; let's not mess this up."
ABOVE: "Don't speak, just…let it sink in."
ABOVE: "I think… I think you gave me a bloody nose."
ABOVE: "Marvelous! Moving on…"
ABOVE: "…any of you got a problem with some Pokemon?"
ABOVE: Watch closely, now.
ABOVE: See what we did there?
ABOVE: See what we did THERE?!
ABOVE: Keeping up?
ABOVE: This is going to do wonders for my fan-fiction illustrations…
ABOVE: …and my… Mii sniping?
ABOVE: Fourteen takes and this is the best one the dog gave us.
ABOVE: Self-explanatory, really.
ABOVE: As is this. You look at it, and it just makes sense!
ABOVE: I am stricken with a shame I do not understand.
ABOVE: "Who's got two thumbs and kicked your ass? This guy. See you all next year."
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