We get it: E3 is busy and hectic and you just don’t have the time to stop and read about all those announcements and things that might have happened while you were kept away by your busy, productive life. It’s O.K.
With the CFD! E3 2011 Picture Show (patent pending), however, you can condense all that laborious reading and text interpretation nonsense into a quick sweep of the eyes over a collection of relevant images, and still be totally in the know!
First up this week: the Microsoft conference:
ABOVE: It's like you're really there!
ABOVE: What could it b3?
ABOVE: Thrilling!
ABOVE: Bad, probably?
ABOVE: Yeah, definitely bad…
ABOVE: Finally, a voice suitable for my Shepard.
ABOVE: +1 Renegade
ABOVE: +10 Renegade
ABOVE: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my energy shank.
ABOVE: Can you spot him? Can you?
ABOVE: AH WHAT AN UNEXPECTED OCCURRENCE.
ABOVE: I AM ALSO SURPRISED.
ABOVE: I call this one the peacemaker.
ABOVE: Headshots are hard, especially when pantomimed.
ABOVE: Splendid.
ABOVE: If you can interpret this, you're probably excited.
ABOVE: Uncanny, the resemblance.
ABOVE: All my favorite internets, together at last.
ABOVE: Whimsy in its purest form.
ABOVE: What.
ABOVE: Human brutality, as only a dog can perceive it.
ABOVE:…which leads to…
ABOVE: Video games.
ABOVE: Oh, so it's ju-
ABOVE: Oh!
ABOVE: Yo Chief, hit that big-ass ramp!
ABOVE: About time the "Combat Evolved" got top billing.
ABOVE: An underrepresented genre, really.
ABOVE: Drive that steed!
ABOVE: Uh…cast that…spell…
ABOVE: Don't get too enthused, now…
ABOVE: Gettin' there…
ABOVE: Sure.
ABOVE: Casually pimp slapping a goblin? I'm back in.
ABOVE: Wait, what Forza are they on now?
ABOVE: Rejoice, nerds.
ABOVE: “Unleash the simulated family!”
ABOVE: I'm… quite uncomfortable seeing Cookie Monster below the waist and from the back.
ABOVE: You know, maybe if I said I was buying it for a child…
ABOVE: Yeah, I'd play this.
ABOVE: How bad could it be…
ABOVE: Oh.
ABOVE: Oh!
ABOVE: Maybe not the face I'd make, but O.K.
ABOVE: See if you can spot my favorite part of this picture.
ABOVE: We managed to find another fight for you to finish.
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