We get it: E3 is busy and hectic and you just don’t have the time to stop and read about all those announcements and things that might have happened while you were kept away by your busy, productive life. It’s O.K.
With the CFD! E3 2011 Picture Show (patent pending), however, you can condense all that laborious reading and text interpretation nonsense into a quick sweep of the eyes over a collection of relevant images, and still be totally in the know!
This week’s second installment: The EA press conference!
ABOVE: Enough said.
ABOVE: Also featuring racing!
ABOVE: They misspelled "Tricky"…right?
ABOVE: This is too much culture for a sport I know nothing about.
ABOVE: This man, though: a true authority on the stuff.
ABOVE: Is… is that how soccer goes down? Seems impractical…
ABOVE: Remember, when it comes to salt, accept no substitutes.
ABOVE: His Lordship, the King of Soccer, bids you happy footballing!
ABOVE: Sports stars: A healthy source of levity since… ever.
ABOVE: Picture this, but rioting.
ABOVE: Are you men ready? Are you ready–for some FOOTBALL?
ABOVE: Facebook and The Sims: Working together for social depravity since 2011.
ABOVE: Maybe there's a market for that. I won't judge.
ABOVE: You like what you like, I guess. Moving on…
ABOVE: Reckoning is never clean work.
ABOVE: It is, however, efficient.
ABOVE: SURPRISE, I'M A ROBOT.
ABOVE: Forget New York, this is how a real battlefield looks… yeah…
ABOVE: Nothing says cutting-edge warfare like the inside of a tank.
ABOVE: "Alright, now, ya gotta EASE 'er in real gently…"
ABOVE: "I SAID GENTLY, GAWD DAMMIT!"
—
