I won’t even go into how much the visual that went along with writing that headline made my stomach turn. If you need some assistance with understanding my pain, spend some time browsing the following site.

But I digress. Rockstar announced recently that consumers who purchase a copy of their upcoming crime thriller L.A. Noire at Walmart will receive a download code (while supplies last) for an exclusive Traffic desk case, entitled “A Slip of the Tongue.” If you’ve ever wanted to pretend to be a cop and shake down some witnesses about stolen cars (hey, some people have very specific fetishes…) it looks like you know where to pre-order your copy.

Now I’m just going to go back to doing my best to never mention “Walmart” and “fetish” in the same news article ever again.