There was this game, see? And this game, it was magnificent. You got to wander through these dark caves and old castles with nothing but curiosity and a few scribblings on the floor to guide you. You also died alot. Yeah, it was that kind of game.
Now this game, it sold real well. It was actually much more popular than anyone expected over here in the good ol’ U-S-of-A. And you know what? It deserved it. But some folks… Some folks didn’t think much of it. Some folks thought it was too hard or that it just wasn’t fun. Those folks were wrong, sure as I’m standing here.
The most acceptable excuse up until now has been that they just didn’t have the money. Well that’s not an issue anymore. I don’t know how long it’s going to last or what’s going to happen when it’s over. What I do know is that it’s time. Time to stop running. Time to give in.
So yeah, this great game is out there. It’s just waiting for you to give it a try so it can chew you up and spit you back out. Then it’ll take its time with you. It’ll toy with you some more because it knows. It knows no matter how many times it draws blood you’ll always come back for more. It’s counting on it.