Okay, you should probably prepare for this. If you’re not a Mass Effect fan, the next few updates will probably be dull and meaningless for you. If you are a fan, you may want a change of pants.

You see, during our *ahem* “quiet period” over the last couple of weeks, we didn’t get to post a few things (re: our Akira Yamaoka and EGM stories) that we didn’t want you to miss. This includes a whole bunch of Mass Effect 2 videos, which you’ll be getting now. So we have, dare I say, a mass of content that’s incoming.

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First up, another video introducing a member of your crew and – will you look at that! – it’s a familiar face from your last time around. Or, at least, it should be. When I saw other sites posting this video, so many of them had something to say along the lines of “Oh, Tali? Yeah we’d forgotten she was even in the first game. Huh.” To this, I say blasphemy! Heresy!

How could you not love everybody’s favorite immuno-compromised space gypsy? She was a fixture of my party for a good chunk of my playthrough and I pity those whose parties didn’t include her.

And besides, look at this video! It seems the Quarian floatilla is casting her out for her role in helping Shepard – how are you just gonna let her wander the galaxy without a family and a place to call home? It’s okay, Tali. You’ll be safe on my ship any day.