Are you the go-to guy for snappy one-liners at your place of employment? Maybe an aspiring comedian looking to break into the world of adventure game writing? Perhaps just a general wise-ass? Then take heed, mateys – Monkey Island is calling for you.

Telltale Games wants to know how Guybrush Threepwood did you dirty, assuming you were a pirate in the world of Tales of Monkey Island, that is.

Here’s the deal – send them your tales of how Guybrush wronged your fictional pirate at some point in the past and the best entries will be possibly be recorded for inclusion in the episodic title’s October chapter.

Head on over to http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest for more information on the contest, which runs from July 14th through August 10th.