Time to tune up your Camaro and fluff up your tired old mullet and revisit the pain of your long-past youth, Middle America. REO Speedwagon and Styx are teaming up, doing body shots of Geritol from drooping bosom of a long-past-middle aged groupie and hitting the road next month on the amusingly named “Can’t Stop Rockin’” tour.
You know what else they can’t stop? Their bladders. Urinary incontinence, get it? Because they’re…old? And when you’re old, you can’t control your…
Wow. I’m really tired. *Ahem* Let’s get this back on track, shall we?
To commemorate this momentous occasion, next week Rock Band is bringing you the “REO Speedwagon/Styx Tour ’09 Pack”. While I bemoan the lack of “Mr. Roboto” on the Styx side of things, there are at least a couple of tracks that would be fun to play with friends while you’re all drunk off your respective asses. In addition, Hautewerk, whom the press release reassures me are a prog rock outfit, will also be making their music game debut with a 3-pack. Details and pricing are under the jump.
REO Speedwagon/Styx Tour ‘o9 Pack
Styx
- “Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)”
- “Renegade”
- “Too Much Time On My Hands”
REO Speedwagon
- “Ridin’ The Storm Out”
- “Roll With The Changes”
- “Take It On The Run”
REO/Styx
- “Can’t Stop Rockin’”
Hautewerk Pack 01
Hautewerk
- “Stop Start Again”
- “Alone In My Head”
- “I Know Where You Came From”
To be released Tuesday, April 21st on Xbox Live and Thursday, April 23rd on PlayStation Network. Pricing runs $1.99/160 MS points per song, $10.99/880 MS points for “REO Speedwagon/Styx Tour ’09 Pack” and $5.49/440 MS points for “Hautewerk Pack 01″ on PSN and XBL respectively.
