A New Challenger Appears…

Welcome to Crush! Frag! Destroy! – yes, contrary to all logic and common sense, it’s finally up.

What is Crush! Frag! Destroy!, you ask? Pretty simple stuff, really.

We are a website about video games.

Yup, that’s it. No flowery prose introduction. No attempt to dazzle you with clever witticisms and sharp wordplay. What would be the point, really? The vast majority of you out there will most likely never even read this introduction, having stumbled upon the page at some nebulous future point in its lifetime when the post has long since left the front page. And even if you have taken the time to read this (possibly because it was linked somewhere off to the side), why do we need to be unnecessarily florid in simply welcoming you and telling you what the site is about?

This is a site about video games. Welcome to it.

There! Done and done. Simple and to the point, right? Besides, sharp wordplay and flowery prose come at a premium, which means we’re saving it all up for the actual content. Can’t go giving it up for free at the drop of a hat; you’ll develop a bad reputation that way and we’re not that kind of girl.

So there you have it. Thanks for stopping by – we certainly hope it won’t be the only time – and make yourself at home.

Read. Comment. Get involved.

I’ll be over here if you need me…

- R.

P.S. Please ignore the general mess and lack of content at the moment. We’re still in our birthing pains and, as such, a bit scattered. This will improve with time. Gracias.

6 Comments

  1. Ned Fetterhoff patinahelix says:

    Birthing what? Does that mean I have to watch my step?

  2. Cedric Cedstick says:

    If I understand that correctly, that’s effin’ disgusting, patinahelix.
    In other news: nice site! lolz.

  3. Murdercakes Murdercakes says:

    Looking forward to seeing how things turn out. I’ll pimp it to my finest.

  4. Jason Smith Mr.Dingy says:

    The site looks good I can’t wait to see where it goes from here.

  5. Will Will says:

    iLoveit

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